Because when you smoke the good stuff, an attack of extreme laughing is one of the side effects of this weed that the creator put on Earth.
It makes you feel happy, laugh and eat a lot of food that suddenly tastes incredibly wonderful, and gives many tastebud orgasms.
And for imaginative thinkers it is mind candy.
No wonder the powers that be are terrified.
The Indians knew the power of the weed. When the explorers looking for adventure met the Indians, many a peace pipe was passed. Being stoned transcends the petty barriers of language.
Because who needs language when you look at each other and you go into hysterics! Yes, for no logical reason and that's the beauty of it.
War depends on polarization – they're bad – we're good.
The weed dissolves this.
Think about it – the ultimate terror attack that becomes a love fest!
Marijuana gas is released in a meeting of all the major powers of the world.
People who are first gasping start laughing.
Putin is cracking out his prize vodka and foie gras for Obama.
It's too late for the poker faced Chinese – the gas has got them too. They start giggling.
The next day they have to go to evil leader refresher courses and be reprogrammed.
I think the Creator put pot here to offer us a chance to be a little kid again. The weed dissolves petty small thoughts by magnifying the magical loving nutty quality of childhood.
So when your vision is a tiny pinhole and you're thinking shitty thoughts about everyone, smoke a damn doobie. You'll find that being pissed at that person is not important anymore.
I guess that's why this plant is a national security problem.
This plant makes flogging fear a real problem.