I just saw another ad for a virility drug. One of the side affects was blindness and/or hearing loss.
A recent survey reported showed that STD's are the highest in seniors.
This should tell you that the old really want what the kids today have and DON'T appreciate.
Tons of sex.
It's too bad that kids aren't taught real history.
That in the good ol' days, the hymen, or lack of it designated whether you, a female, were good or evil.
Until us old fucks pioneered the way. I'm 60, and when I was in high school, the most beautiful, loveable girl in school got pregnant, and had to leave school in shame.
Of course, the boy stayed in school, with bragging rights.
Even she had it better than the early woman in Ireland. If you were poor and pregnant your baby was taken away and you had to work in a laundry MOST OF YOUR LIFE to pay for your sin.
So, why the hell wasn't the guy that made it happen right next to her?
The stereotype was clear. If a man enjoyed himself, he was a stud, she was a whore.
And if she got pregnant, no hiding it then.
Not only was was she a shamed creature, her offspring was labeled a bastard.
There's gotta be a ton of bitter grannies that had their lives and reputations ruined because of the brainwashing bullshit – men can screw with impunity and women should just shut up and knit.
But, so sad.
Now that they can screw with impunity, their once ripe bodies are gross, shriveled fruit.
However, Necessity is the mother of invention
I recently read in this one book, that the bar owner rented his basement regularly to a bunch of horney old farts, who with the aid of very low lighting and Viagra, would have orgies far into the nights.
I guess that old saying – invented of course by a man – all cats are gray in the dark is true.
So, have some respect for your elders.
And be happy they crossed a cool thing off their bucket list.
So, when you see your 70ish grandparents smiling that strange smile just remember this article and -