We've come a long way baby!
It took 40 years for the sexual revolution that was born in the 60's to result in the freedom of sexuality for woman.
But has it gone to far?
I read an article that told about 8th and 9th grade girls that have a Bald Eagle club
They all shave their pubes and see who can lose their virginity first.
The reaction to this seems to polarize people:
The mother discreetly shows up while her 8th grade daughter is taking a shower, hoping to see a virginal bush!
One of the fathers of one of these girls starts crying, ignoring the fact that in high school he taught a lot of sex education in his back seat.
Bible belt women everywhere screaming, 'Whore'!
Women of America wake up to the fact that your moralism is actually male cultural brainwashing.
One of these days, I'll write a blog about all the ways throughout history, starting with that damn apple, that MANkind has conned women to adhere to a code totally favorable to the guy.
You'll finish reading it a week later.
I mean, come on, men got to live a life of adventure, create history and pretty much take credit for everything.
Our job was to have kids and make him feel good, while we teetered on that booooring pedestal, and we were supposed to like it!
It's time to take action, ladies!!
First, we create our behavior modification lab. We hire a fantastic hypnotist for the men.
Of course she will have to have triple Z boobs that sway back and forth, turning them into totally biddable zombies.
Her identity will be totally safe, because they won't look higher than that massive set looking at them.
Then, we dose them with clinical LSD – the kind the army uses – because after all they are going to be in the alternate universe of being a chick.
Then we temporarily knock them out for a few hours.
The men wake up – programed.
They haul themselves up with difficulty. That's because they have bras on that has the weight of those triple Z's.
They lay down on the bed so they can pull on those hot jeans that are the equivalent of corsets.
Then, they put on those high heels that is necessary for the sex tart look.
They stand up which is a major accomplishment, because they're teetering on those damn MT Everest shoes, while trying to compensate for the two boulders on their chests.
And the fun has just been begun.
Now, they have to teeter seductively into the living room with their ass stuck out and tits thrust forward, trying not to think how bad their backs are hurting for hauling those things around.
When they find out they have to trot out canapes while trying to look like playboy bunnies, the program breaks down.
They hurl off the accoutrements necessary to be judged hot.
They then realize the sacrifices that woman make to be considered attractive, right?
No, the men get a smug look on their faces:
BETTER YOU THAN US!