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5/1/2015

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Since the 1970's, the medical society has been pulling new disease labels left and right out of the void – with the only thing in their way, their lack of imagination.

An upset stomach, caused by eating the wrong food, is now a disease called acid reflux syndrome. They have a drug, just for you.

Packing food in until your body has no recourse but to vigorously expel it is now called irritable bowel syndrome. They have a drug, just for you.

Your kid is bouncing off the wall from his tenth Mountain Dew and an empty bag of ding dongs. He has ADD, and ADDH. They have a drug, just for him.

The Food Industry, Big Pharma, and Medicine have formed an unholy menage a trois.

Everyone is starting to get it that some funky stuff is in our food and might be affecting our bodies.

So, You look at your medicine cabinet for something to make you feel better.

You notice, you have a LOT of bottles.

And, you've started feeling crappier.

You are starting to realize that the doctor should have told you to check your liver at the door.

Especially cause you read that article written by a doctor that said his wife had called him a paid whore because he got a kick back for every prescription he wrote.

I got to give it to Big Pharma.

They know that if you see a big titted chick, or cute kids or dogs, or something in the groove, you're going to block out the commercials.

That's how Big Pharma covers it's legal arse.

Their commercials are about old people or boring pastoral family scenes.

Underneath these mostly ignored images are the quickly uttered side affects of these drugs.

Internal bleeding, instant death, liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, Ad. Infinitum.

They actually tell you that!!

O.K. Those side effects couldn't happen to you.

But.

Be very, very afraid.

One of the new side effects is

Oily anal discharge.

Good Luck.



















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