They did the first penis transplant.
I hope they kept this news from the Chinese.
We all know how they will kill any animal on the face of the Earth to enhance their sex drive.
And, we know how ruthless they are.
Get ready for....DICKRUNNER!!!
You won't be running because you're a robot, no!
You'll be running because somebody ratted you out and got the bounty because you have a big shlongo!!
Men now tape their crotch so they look like a Ken doll.
When they go to the now almost deserted bars, they look around nervously and once in a while make a comment on how small they are.
Rich men wear armed cod pieces.
Trophy wives, that of course will be dropped when time has done it's damage, have to sign new agreements that during divorce proceedings if you wake up with your wango missing, they don't get a penny.
Being faithful reaches an all time high because it means that your best friend will be there the next day, instead of decorating some shrimpy Oriental's crotch.
Experts find out that it's worse than they first estimated.
Because the average oriental penis is 3 inches – yes that's why they are killing gorgeous tigers and bears, oh my!
Every American's male organ is big bucks, Betty!
Let's hope this is just a joke, you self proclaimed stud.
But, if you're enjoying the old in and out and you notice your partner measuring you manly manhood, in all it's glory -
Not to worry.
You've got a Lojack Implant!